How did I become the BoardSpace mascot?

by Bill the Unicorn

Most people think they know why I im the company mascot. They would be wrong. It was quite by accident. Here is my story.

We got our seats. No one wanted to sit beside us. 

Seems like every body know that mooses are stinky poopy and make smellies on a random basis. I got stuck beside the stinky moose. He better be good.